Monday, November 19, 2007

A Good Joke...Enjoyy

A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie (Corb), leans out the window and asks the shepherd, “If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?” The shepherd looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answers, “Sure. Why not?” The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this data via an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the shepherd and says, “You have exactly 1586 sheep.” “That’s right. Well, I guess you can take one of my sheep.” says the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then the shepherd says to the young man, “Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my sheep? “The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, “Okay, why not?” “You’re a consultant.” says the shepherd. “Wow! That’s correct,” says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?” “No guessing required.” answered the shepherd. “You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked; and you don’t know crap about my business. . . ” … Now give me back my dog.”

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Western Craze??

Why are people in India are so Carzy about US??? U hear something about US and they immediately start imitating them. The other day i sawin The Hindu about an organisation speaking about Child Abuse. And the there was a statement saying child abuse doesnt mean just sexual abuse but also fondling of the child by relatives, parents ect., This is too much!!! We people in India are so culturally strong in terms of society, neighbours and the way we live - Unity in Diversity. We have been living for ages even before the so called Civilised Posh US has existed. And we have the natural tendency of showing affection towards friends, neighbours. I myself when i ever see any baby of ages 1-5, i tend to touch them, show some affection and see them laugh will make me feel so happy. If US/UK or any other western world says it as Child Abuse, i only say they are very perverted, stupid, foolish what not!!! if they cannot appreciate the innocence, lovely looks, a pure heart of the children there is something wrong with them. I have been to US/UK and i believe many of us agree with my comments.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

My First Blog Entry...

This is my first blog..I have always dreamt of writing critics, articles whether technical or cultural or on literature or political any topic but never had the enthu or spirit for starting...So here i am starting my first few lines .....All the Best for self..cheers...